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You guys do know that if Obama can't pay for his health care plan, he is totally f#cked, right? So why are *you* worried about it?
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Perhaps the education-gate non-scandal will serve as stark illumination to how far off the Right is on other stuff *coughhealthcare*
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Obama encourages kids to "wage a revolution" and one can only assume he means against capitalism and democracy.
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"Asking for help isn’t a sign of weakness..." But Obama, won't that embolden the schoolyard bullies?
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"You won’t click with every teacher." OMG, Obama has replaced all the teachers with loyalist robots who won't have USB ports!
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Obama to ur kids: "Here in America, you write your own destiny." That's tantamount to calling us a godless nation (Ephesians 1:11)!
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Obama flippantly mentions the possibility of kids growing up to invent new vaccines like they don't even cause autism. Sheesh.
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Obama demands that students listen to yadayadayada "...and other adults" meaning liberal fascists, I'm certain.
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Obama mentions xbox instead of PS3...that must mean he is in cahoots with Bill Gates for global domination.
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Oh noes! Obama's education speech mentions Harry Potter in positive light and thus endorses witchcraft! The Right was right!
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- Name: Ben
- Birthday: 1/28/1981
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 4/12/2005
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